Strange Occurrances


Some strange things were heard on the trip......

Education first? I thought it was shopping first!

NO MORE FRENCH FRIES!

Duck, Duck, Goose!

How do you flush these things?

Is that Sally leading the procession?

I can't believe I told a dirty joke in front of my 5th grade teacher!

Petra: "It's only a short walk from here." (We realized that we had a different definition of the word short.)

Didn't this walking tour start with 40 people? I only count 6 now! That's the last time I point out where the good beer is.

I have a treat for you. Tomorrow you will get to sleep in. The wake up call will be at 7am. (Groan)

Is Jayne on the bus?

Anyone have a knife?

What time is is? (30 people instantly whip out their new Swiss watches.)

If she gets near me one more time with that duck, I'll have to kill her.

I can't believe Aerosmith is sitting right behind us!

Aero who?

I usually don't drink this much.

Scaffolding!

A stink bomb for you, Wagner!

Do Eurpeans know what ice makers are?

I can't believe she is taking another picture of a McDonalds.

Get a picture of the cow with the bell!

Where do cows go out to eat?

The duck has a tattoo!

Not to be missed........

Pat's imitation of a toilet flushing in her attempt to ask someone who didn't speak English how to flush the toilet.

The sleeper car on the train that had the pool.

The bowling team in the Irish Pub in Berlin, wearing orange shirts, smoking cigars, and singing, "I've got friends in low places" with the band.

The people that stand on little boxes and pretend they're statues in order to make money.

The Indiana Cafe. It served Tex-Mex food and the waiters wore T-shirts with pictures of Indians on them.



On the last night of the trip, we held a closing ceremony of sorts and honored our guide, Petra. She did a wonderful job. Some might say that it was just another excuse to get together and drink, but don't believe them. We need no excuses!

Petra is presented with an official Indiana Pacers hat and taught to say, "Boom, Baby!". She made the mistake of asking if the Pacers was a football team. She was informed that the ONLY sport in Indiana is basketball.



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