VAL-U-PROP VIRTUAL AIRLINE * * No job too small!                          $$$$                           No fee too large! * SITE MAP * How To's The Fleet  Flights Humor   Forum   TONY WILSON'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES RALPH B'S EXCITING DC-3 JOURNEY Wimmin 10,000th Guest - Shania!   In Memoriam For Janice Allen   * Flight Log-In at Nigel's site, click below to sign up or log a flight or leg or complete route: *  http://www.nsutcliffe.co.uk/valuprop/index.htm * Note: Due to constant updating of this site, you will have to use the refresh button on your taskbar. * HOW ABOUT THIS NEW DC-3 CABIN ... * * Although not as fancy as our standard cabin, there are some advantages here. 1) We can cram passenegers together left and right. 2) The large deck area means we can use it for passengers, too. 3) AND! We can stack them as high as we want to. Highly recommended for areas like China, where the people tend to be small. * OUR JOB IS STILL OPEN! * Our latest attraction - I mean - employment possibility, is: * OK - You Don't Want Julia - How about FAY WRAY!!! * * The original 'Scream Queen,' Fay was one of the great beauties of Hollywood. When she died a few years ago, the lights of the Empire State Building were dimmed. The director of the 2003 version of 'King Kong' pleaded with her to speak the last lines of the film, while on camera: "It wasn't the airplanes - it was Beauty that killed The Beast." Fay refused - and died shortly afterwards, well into her '90s. Curiously, although five scenes were cut for 'excessive violence' somehow the censors seemed to have missed Fay's glorious boobs. Then again, they are timed at only 3-4 frames in length - maybe a second at most. Nice that we have still photography! * Val-U-Prop VA, a low-budget, prop-only, old fashioned and occasionally dangerous airline, is looking for a new chief mechanic. Applicants should be female, drop-dead gorgeous, with large, demonstrably real breasts and a gorgeous toosh. Long legs are a must, as is a dazzling smile and a willingness to do special favors for VP's CEO. Blondes are preferred, but brunettes and redheads will be considered if they meet the above requirements. Send photo (preferably nude) along with resume to VP. No previous mechanical ability is required. * A MESSAGE FROM OUR CHAIRMAN AND CEO! * JAMES UNDERWOOD MAKES MISSION STATEMENT * When the sense of mission came upon me - as if in a revelation - to create VAL-U-PROP AIR, I decided that it must be the absolute BEST Cheapo Airline in the industry. As this was my vision, so it shall be. I now dedicate every waking hour to this project. I now dedicate every sleeping hour to this project. I now distance myself from all Worldly Pleasures: The Fruit of the Vine. The Fruit of the Flesh. The Fruit of the Loom. Even Fruit itself. I live and breathe only for Val-U-Prop and LO! Never again shall I partake in the earthly treats that might distract me from this noble work. YEA! That this mighty labor shall be accomplished with all diligence, I eschew all worldliness; I eschew all human pleasure; I eschew all joy! * Sort of * * OUR CEO *   *