WIMMIN OF VAL-U-PROP * FLASH! BOB: VAL-U-PROP's FORMER CHIEF MECHANIC!!! * * Chosen from a list of highly qualified applicants, Bob proved to have the best assets! * FLASH! VP's NEWEST EMPLOYEE!!! * * JULIA STILES IN FRONT OF HANGER #2. * By an overwhelming number of e-mails, forum posts, and drooling, Julia has been voted into our organization. She was a little pouty at first - until I told her we had 20 million in the vault. Don't worry about the suit and tie - it's just her first day and we'll get her into . . uh . . proper attire. * FLASH! VP INTRODUCES NEW SAFETY DEMONSTRATION! * * Says our CEO: "This will make 'em HAVE to watch so the bastards can't sue us if they get hurt." * SUPERFLASH!!! * THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AVIATION. * * DOES IT NEED TO? * Renee O'Conner is a big fan of Val-U-Prop. "I always travel on VP," she says. "Not only are the airplanes old and uncomfortable; the service lousy and the crew surly, but it also takes forever to get anywhere - and then it's late." "BUT THAT CEO IS SO SEXY!" In fact, Renee said none of these things. However we're sure she would, given the chance. * CELEBRITIES ADORE VAL-U-PROP!!! * * "AND THAT CEO IS SUCH A DREAMBOAT!" Actually Faith didn't say this. In fact she's never heard of Val-U-Prop. But I just HAD to get these pics on the website. * JILL BROWN!! * * JULIA STILES!!! * * AND YOU THOUGHT THE 60s WERE OVER? NOT FOR JULIA! GROOVY, BABY. THESE WOMEN CHOOSE VAL-U-PROP AS THEIR PREMIERE MODE OF TRANSPORT!! * * SHOULDN'T YOU? * FLASH! SUPERFLASH!!!! * Toshiyuki Ueno, our Val-U-Prop buddy from Japan (now living in Guatemala) has prepared another flight plan for us - and more are to follow. We have two in the "Flights" section now, including a new plan. * THE GOOD NEWS IS: TOSHI HAS FRIENDS! * * SURE LIKE THAT VP LOGO - or is it LEGGO? * Whatever: Check out the scenery in: Flights * * TOSHI IS A MAN WHO APPRECIATES BEAUTY! * * Isn't nature wonderful? * UH-OH! Tony Wilson has a Stewardess! * * Tony: We strongly recommend you get back to the cockpit and take control. Stop doing  . . . uh . . Just what ARE you doing? * OH! THE STEWARDESS!! * FOR SHAME! SHAME ON YOU! GET BACK TO THE CONTROLS!!! * THESE AIRPLANES COST MONEY YOU KNOW.  JEEZ  . . . * Do you have her phone number? * FLASH!! * CELEBRITIES ATTEND VP'S CONSTELLATION INAUGAURATION!!!! * FAITH HILL!!!! * * Actually Faith couldn't make it, but this is my desktop and I knew you wanted to see it. *