VAL-U-PROP VIRTUAL AIRLINE * * No job too small!                          $$$$                           No fee too large! * SITE MAP * How To's The Fleet  Flights Humor   Forum   TONY WILSON'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES RALPH B'S EXCITING DC-3 JOURNEY Wimmin 10,000th Guest - Shania!   In Memoriam For Janice Allen   * Flight Log-In at Nigel's site, click below to sign up or log a flight or leg or complete route: *  http://www.nsutcliffe.co.uk/valuprop/index.htm * Note: Due to constant updating of this site, you will have to use the refresh button on your taskbar. * RESCUE TO TEXAS! * * One of these days I'll take enough fuel! * Over 78 tornadoes were reported in Sunday's massive tornado outbreak. Many of these were probably straight-line wind events, which doesn't lessen their ferocity. The death count has risen to 25, but all figures are not in. One tornado that hit north of Tulsa, OK, measured F4 on the Fuchida scale - the second highest possible. This tornado was A MILE WIDE! Areas east of Dallas were affected, so we're off to Texas. Type KTUL in the ID Box. Tune NAV1 to 112.00 and set heading to 170 degrees. Take off and climb to 4000 MSL while heading 170 degrees for 79 NM to: MLC (will tune in 23 NM) 112.00 62 NM at 203 to: URU 114.30 68 NM at 196 to: CVE 116.20 5 NM at 212 to: KDAL DALLAS LOVE FIELD EL 487 ATIS 120.15 R13R/31L 111.10 R13L/R31R 111.50 * Radio Rangers: There is a range at KDAL. Frequency is 563. * OUR JOB IS STILL OPEN!! WINONA RYDER!!! * * "I LOVE water. Anyways, since my shoplifting career ended badly I must find a new line of work. Movies are out; working at a department store is . . uh . . REALLY out, and I tried pumping gas, but I only managed to explode three cars. Can you help me? I'd be a good girl in the back of Hanger #2!" * Not likely, sister. Even the SPCA couldn't give us a good reference as a pet. Sorry. * Val-U-Prop VA, a low-budget, prop-only, old fashioned and occasionally dangerous airline, is looking for a new chief mechanic. Applicants should be female, drop-dead gorgeous, with large, demonstrably real breasts and a gorgeous toosh. Long legs are a must, as is a dazzling smile and a willingness to do special favors for VP's CEO. Blondes are preferred, but brunettes and redheads will be considered if they meet the above requirements. Send photo (preferably nude) along with resume to VP. No previous mechanical ability is required. * A MESSAGE FROM OUR CHAIRMAN AND CEO! * JAMES UNDERWOOD MAKES MISSION STATEMENT * When the sense of mission came upon me - as if in a revelation - to create VAL-U-PROP AIR, I decided that it must be the absolute BEST Cheapo Airline in the industry. As this was my vision, so it shall be. I now dedicate every waking hour to this project. I now dedicate every sleeping hour to this project. I now distance myself from all Worldly Pleasures: The Fruit of the Vine. The Fruit of the Flesh. The Fruit of the Loom. Even Fruit itself. I live and breathe only for Val-U-Prop and LO! Never again shall I partake in the earthly treats that might distract me from this noble work. YEA! That this mighty labor shall be accomplished with all diligence, I eschew all worldliness; I eschew all human pleasure; I eschew all joy! * Sort of * * OUR CEO *   *